Friday, October 27, 2006

Which Is Pretty Funny, Considering I Hate Fruit

It's Friday. That means it's ego-stroking quiz time.

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

Your exact opposite:
The Nymph

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: Oh, I don't think so.

You know, even though she's in a strapless dress, the girl in that picture is so flippin' Mormon I can't stand it.


gennimcmahon said...

Dammit! I'm a motherfucking peach, too. I was SO trying for dirty little whore, but it saw right through my act. I will now flouce away, petulantly.

JD said...

My result doesn't make a heckuva lotta sense, considering I've been with the same woman for eight years, and have had a grand total of two (2) serious relationships. And, like, all they say about this type is, he's never satisfied and won't stay in a relationship.

Not too impressed with this test. I liked The YOUR COCK IN MY VIRGIN ASS Test better, and that was pretty stupid.

ilyka said...

I have officially found the result I wish I'd been.

Chris Clarke said...

I got this.

No, I really did.

Look, I don't care whether you believe me or not. I did.

Craig R. said...

I gave up after 5 pages of questions

Linnaeus said...

I got Last Man On Earth.

Huh. That's humbling.

ilyka said...

Aw, Linnaeus, I know that ain't right. That designation is strictly for MRAs.

Linnaeus said...

Thanks, Ilyka. I appreciate the support. :)

belledame222 said...

Dirty Little Secret here.

Sigivald said...

She's not wearing denim. Are you sure she's Mormon?

Andrew said...

I did this when it was at JackGoff's blog. I got Boy Next Door, and was described as a "nice guy". They even put the quotation marks in, so I can't figure out whether they're being subtly nasty.