Equality means Thou Shalt Not Reduce Thy Coworker To A Collection Of Body Parts. Here endeth the lesson.
Ginger at Diary of a Freak Magnet explains sexual harassment to the dumb while the rest of us point and laugh at the coworker she identifies only as "El Estúpido Inappropriate Male Colleague." It is, in other words, awesome.
(Via Ego! Ego! Ego!, and make sure you hit that link because it's a roundup of other good stuff, and I'm not even saying that because it includes something of mine, honest.)