Here, let me help you with that
I'm still waiting for someone to defend my right to receive a blumpkin, especially since all sex acts are apparently above criticism. It's a special kind of love, ladies. A full, compete acceptance of me as a human being.
Egad.Yes, pretty much.
I should have known not to look that one up, McBoing. At least I haven't had lunch yet.The "R. Kelly's doo-doo butter" kills me. I'm immature that way.
I'm no Howard Stern, I swear.
*squinty* A blumpkin?You didn't used to hang around Hecklers Online, didja?Online Truth or Dare was SO-ooo rad.
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