Sunday, January 13, 2008

Huh

This old post is still getting hits. And it's getting a particular kind of hit: Google searches on the phrase "feminized men."

Mind you, when I say "Google" I don't necessarily mean google.com. A lot of these hits are from google.co.uk, which makes me wonder what the hell is up with you people. I mean, it was only last year your judges stopped wearing powdered wigs, if my understanding is correct.

So my advice is, don't go throwing a fit because you hooked up with some fellow who uses moisturizer. And Brit dudes, don't go freaking out because your buddy reapplies deodorant in-between soccer riots and pub stops. Y'all place a respectable second in the origination of "feminized men." France places first.

And you know something?--There's nothing superficially wrong with a man who smells good.

NOTHING.

11 comments:

wolfa said...

1. It's a well-known fact that soap makes your penis smaller.
2. Use less cologne.

Andrew said...

I think you've got the wrong end of the stick. Forced feminisation is a fetish.

Andrew said...

PS: I hadn't even realised judges didn't wear wigs any more.

ilyka said...

Forced feminisation is a fetish.

Mommmmm, make Andrew stop noting that I don't get out much!

Ha! That would explain it, then.

Charlotte said...

Well ... I like it when a guy smells nice ...

KMTBERRY said...

ZOMG!!111!!! THEY STOPPED WEARING POWDERED WIGS?!?!?!?!11

alto said...

"France places first"

The patrons of Starbucks thank you for being sprayed with half of my latte while I read the above.

wolfa said...

And for the record, the wigs were due to be removed Jan 1, 2008, only for civil and family court (not criminal -- they still get to wear wigs). I think that it was delayed though.

I do wish American courts had everyone bewigged. It would make the tv shows far better.

R. Mildred said...

Actually they still wear the wigs.

what most people in america don't understand though is that the judges were never so silly as to be the only ones in the british court system to have to wear wigs - yes, the lawyers wear the wigs as well. this is a damn sight less amusing to watch in person than one would think.

One of these days though a furry is going to set up a legal system - and that's why we must begin the fursicution early folks, it's a small step from fair and equitable laws to lawyers having to be a zebra.

And that way madness lies.

Joan Kelly said...

I have taken a few steps further in a direction I wasn't even going in a grocery aisle simply to keep smelling a dude who smelled good nearby. I heart good smells. And this post.

Margi said...

Shower + deodorant + (tiny) splash of cologne = GETTING LAID.