Search term: "lionel ritchie song i had a dream i had an awful dream."
No, no, no! AweSOME. He had an AWESOME dream. I had to hear about that awesome dream at least 50 million times as a teenager, via the radio or MTV, so I can see how "awesome" became "awful," because you know something?--It kind of was.
And yet I still like the damn song, even though it is pretty wretched. Let's have the Lionel I prefer for an antidote, huh?
Nothing wrong with short shorts. Those can make a comeback any time.