I don't know why I thought this was a good idea. I really, really don't.
Wait! Don't click that up there without something to fortify you first. The video below is neither a cover nor a bad song. It is not a real video and the imagery is boring, but be grateful for that, for many images are interesting in only the most horrifying ways. Drink and be quenched, drink and be sustained for the long road ahead.
Which road is very, very bad and wicked. Again: I am so sorry.
Also a helpful prophylactic: Every codependent's theme song!