Magniloquence.
I have nothing to add. Every once in awhile you find a post that's just perfect start to finish. This is one of those posts.
And no comments here; you run along and talk to her if you have somethng to say. I made the mistake today of playing interpreter for someone whose words need no interpretation, and I'm not doing that again. It insults her, it insults me, and it insults the person I'm talking to. Bad all around. No more.