Hey! How come I'm only just now finding out that Prince is doing the halftime show today?
Oh, right: Because I never follow sports or entertainment news. But geez, one of you could have told me.
In celebration I present the best Prince song ever. There will be no arguments about this. Like the oily sheen of misogyny clinging to Michael Douglas, it just is.
UPDATE: Well! That was . . . hmm.