Here, let me help you with that
Almost better than he loves batting around pistachios, Shane loves getting to know Jesus, getting to know all about Jesus.
Mmm, pistachios. I wouldn't mind going to Hell, if they have good pistachios there. I had to traverse Arlington, from south to north, today just so I could get to Whole Foods for pistachios (and this, which is making me fat in the guise of being Part Of This Nutritious Breakfast).
Actually, from the looks of things he just wants you to become a Protestant.
everyone knows Kittens R Teh Ev0l.
The ex had an identical Jesus on a faux wood plaque. The tiny nails proved insufficient to hold Our Lord and Savior in place on the cross, so Mr. Superstitious, rather than throw out a broken piece of plastic crap, used Scotch tape to affix the Lamb of God to His cross. I resisted the temptation to suggest that we should just wait three days and he'd be okay. Later, I threw it out when he wasn't looking.
Forgive him. He knows not what he does.[note: funnier joke in comments at Flickr.]
Merry Christmas, Ilyka.
that's a cool pic really. Very artistic. You write quite well as well. I just happened to stumble here and read the whole page. No wonder you got a high Page rank!
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