Monday, September 04, 2006

Unprovoked Aggression

Man, you try to open up a little, to engage your readers by sharing something special with them, something very personally dear to you, and what happens? Some fool makes it out like you're trying to start a video war with him.

Ah, the elderly: How sweetly confused they get sometimes. Hey, maybe a performance by two of his contemporaries would help to defuse hostilities.

Though if that doesn't work, now might be a good time to remind everyone that I used to spend three hours every Sunday with guys like this:

. . . which means I've built up an immunity. Sadly, medical researchers haven't quite finished work on the vaccine they're trying to make from my blood. So, uh, don't watch that unless you used to be a Mormon too, or maybe not even then.

Really. Don't.

UPDATE: Gosh, Chris, if it was boy bands you were after, all you had to do was say so.

1 comment:

Chris Clarke said...

Man, there's something about Bea Arthur singing the line "if I say that your tongue is vicious" that's just, you know?