Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Why I Will Not Make Fun of Chris Clarke's Hair, No, No Matter How You Tempt Me

Because really, isn't he a handsome fella anyway? And a wonderful writer. Plus, he has about 50 bazillion IQ points on me. He took calculus when he was six or something. Crazy!

So, no. No Ted Kaczynski or Jerry Garcia jokes from me. Auguste, you shut up. I won't do it. Absolutely not. And that is mostly because freedom tastes like almonds.

8 comments:

Chris Clarke said...

You want me so bad.

Chris Clarke said...

(am I less impressive yet?)

ilyka said...

Oh, you have no idea.

Chris Clarke said...

If I had a buck for every time someone's said that to me.

Auguste said...

You'd be able to pay Joe Lieberman's monthly web hosting bill.

Hubris said...

I'll never ridicule a full head of hair.*

*Until there's a cure for baldness, then all bets are off.

antiprincess said...

he is DREAMY.

>flutter<

Craig R. said...

I love Chris Clarke's writing.

I'm also very envious of his ability to keep writing so well in what looks like so effortless a fashion.

- Oh, I know, the "effortless" look is really the product of "linament, pain and tape" (to misquote Steve Goodman), but I stil have envy.

But I think my all-gray locks still make *me* look more impressively stately....